Exchange Diary of the Awesome People:

Dear Diary

So…I am sure you know that Angela Dumbbutt has practically millions of diaries. You probably think I’m stupid too. I don’t usually write in diaries because I think everyone who does are losers who don’t know how to remember stuff, well, Angela’s probably the only loser. Lunatic Island is the worst island island in the history of the world, plus the last place I want to be. Loony Goon Noon calls himself the “Mayor” of Lunatic Island and his brain was rumored to be completely smooth. That is still not the worst part. Seriously. They’re flag is a pure white rag. Do they even know what it means? “I SURRENDER!”. It means “I SURRENDER”. I bet Loony G. Noon’s wife, Maquoila, thought it was a really original idea. The citizens of Lunatic Island think that white flag stood for “Honor” and “Pride” and “Awesomeness” for some reason. Now I won’t even talk about the bizarre economy, government system and mapping with roads going through wacky  looking buildings with 3 and a half floors, reaching underground.

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